Dying ....

The ZZMaDMan went to the doctor today ....

The DocTor said That the ZZMadMan was dying ...Aparently the ZZMaDMan Has some disease called ..... "Natural Causes"

Aparently he has had it since he was born... it was passed to him from his parents who both had it

He has only 50 to 60 more years to live ...

There is so little time and yet so many things to do .... Its depressing

Before you know it it will all be over and what the ZZMadMan would have to show for it ??
A few broken sticks ??

Its so depressing that The ZZMaDMan thinks he will just throw in the towel ..... kick the bucket ......... give up and cash in early ........ in about 40 years

Now The ZZMadMan wonders what he will do with the rest of his time .... (???)

Why I Will Burn in Hell... (Episode 1 - Facebook Questions)

So everybody is more or less familiar with Facebook (Common .... you know you are..... you read my blog so therefore you have no life ie you also use Facebook)

Anyway ...... On Facebook, one of the millions of add on applications is "Questions"
People add their questions and invite their friends to answer them ....

Well i was bored (which usually leads me into most of my mischief)....... and i was going through all my friends questions and adding my atypical ZZMaDMan Style answers to the mix.

This one particular question caught my eye. Here is the question followed by some of the responses and my response.

Question:
Do you think people who are blind from birth see in their dreams?

Answer:

K.D.J.G. : definitely, i think there are no limitations when it comes to dreams
R.B.: wow melanie, that's a really beautiful and interesting question. i would like to believe god blessed them with the joy to see in their dreams.
A.I.: sure they do...their minds are still working you know
Z.S. : i really think they do...they see in their dreams what they cannot see while awake....dreams are their eyes

ZZ: No ...... I think they dream in Braille lol
Dreams are generally just the interpretation of a persons waking moments ..... hence if they have no experience of sight, i don't think their dreams will be any much more different that what they experience in life

P.S. there is no God !

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I do believe in God btw ......... i just like to throw people off
he he he

God understands my sense of humour anyway .....

FALer's ......

F- Fighting
A- a
L-Lime

(*To Lime .........v. to interact socially with others)

Ever since the dawn of popularity there have been FALer's.
People that have felt it necessary to be a part of everything, even- in most cases- where they didn't belong.

You know FALer's right away. They are always just on the outskirts of the lime, they generally have no input- or their input is futile- and everybody thinks that somebody else invited them, when in fact, no one has at all!

They don't belong. Everyone knows they don't belong. Even they, know they don't belong. But the problem is, they think they are tricking everybody else. And they think they are cool.

Now FALers have taken it to a new level ..... Cyber-FALing ....... on Facebook for example.

I was looking at a group on Facebook - "For the Love of Dreadlocks"
Then I looked at it's group members........... 90% of them were not dread's

Then I thought ........ hey maybe they are girls that like guys with dreads [dreads like me ;-)]
But alas no......... it was not .... the group was mostly guys..... guys without dreads......... They were FALer's

How lame ....

Needless, to say I did not join the group

I-an-I ah go back to sell my nuts!..... BOMBACLAAT!