Burnt Bridges

As I look back across my field of dreams,
I see endless bridges broken
And though each lost pasture looks lush and green,
They are only but a token,
Of things that were, or could have been,
But from dreams which I have awoken.

Jason A.

Lost in Translation ...

"Popularly to say, stainless steel is the steel that is the steel that is not ease to rustiness. In fact, parts of stainless steel not only have the capability to be stainless but also have the capability of corrosion resistance. Because there is rich chrome oxide film on the surface of the steel, the stainless steel has the performance of the stainlessness and corrosion resistance, the performance of the stainlessness and corrosion resistance is relative, the test indicate that in the weak mediator such as water and atmosphere and in the oxidizability mediator the performance of corrosion resistance for the stainless steel will be improved when the moisture content in the chrome increase, when the content of chrome reaches to a certainty percentage, the performance of corrosion of the steel will be mutation, that is to change from rustiness easily to not -rustiness hardly, from not-corrosion-resistant to corrosion-resistant."

An actual document I got at work translated from chinese ...
Popularly to say I stained my pants laughing when I read it ...

The Earl of Sandwich

I think Jesus was the inventor of the sandwich. Feeding a multitude with 5 loaves and 2 fishes.

Ah who say tuna sandwiches !!

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I wonder if Jesus also invented mayonnaise ...

Sigh .... I have way too much time on my hands