Ramblings of an Insomniac - Part 1 : A Bright Idea

So its 4:00 AM in the morning .... and i just finished re-organising my light bulbs ....

Seeing that i have changed one (1) light bulb in my entire apartment for the 8 months i have lived in my apartment .... i thought it would be a good time to replace some ...

How you may ask did i get ordinary light bulbs to even last 8 months .... ahhh .. that is a science of innovation, and laziness i.e. "wotlessness"... the mantra of bachelor living.

Its simple:
I have several rooms in my apartment, many of which i hardly ever use .... for example the kitchen ... these rooms have several bulbs .... given that i spend 99.9 % of my time in the bedroom .... and these are that blow regularly and given that you only really need 1 light bulb in a room to see anything .... i just keep taking light bulbs from the other rooms and replacing the ones in my bedroom ....

For those of you who were not aware of what "wotlessness" meant before .... I'm sure you do now :)

So anyway.... there comes a point where demand outways supply with a fixed number of resources ... and after several of my rooms were cast into total darkness i thought it would be a bright idea to get some lightbulbs (using the fridge-light in the kitchen was defrosting my beer).