White People ...

Warning - This post is somewhat racist and mainly generalistic lol

For all the atrocities that the White race has subjected to all the other races over the centuries you can't help but respect them.

I mean, surely not every person of any particular race can be exactly classified into any one specific stereotype - but you have to admit that when taken as collective, most stereotypes do hold true and are often based in at least some perceived reality if not actual fact.

And though i am glad to be of my race (which is not White) and do not glorify any of the things that other races have been subjected to, I can observe objectively and comment sillyly on my general observarences

And this comes to my collective assessment of White People:

In my line of work, (insert blank here), i often deal with foreigners; but especially white foreigners. And i have realised certain generic trends among them.

For one White people are driven, they get shit done, they don't waste time.
When they want something, they will get it, by the hook or by the crook. And they show no mercy when bargaining.

Secondly, by their mannerisms, they're generally non threatening. I mean of all the races, who would u fear the least......... White People not so?

Lastly, white people are persistent, they just keep trying until they get what they want. Even if it takes forever.

These three things in combination make white people the most dangerous race of all. They take what they want, they will wait you out forever, and they'll do it with a smile so you'll never see it coming. No, wonder they have been so successful at taking over the world.

I mean just look at it, in terms of world population, they ARE the minority, and i wouldn't go so far as to peg them as either the smartest race OR the most physically intimidating. And they are definitely not "cool". But they are the richest race, (as a collective). Why is that?

What has made them so dreaded? Just ambition? They have an instinct to win over and suppress anything and anyone under any circumstances. "Nature? No problem, just give me an axe. Beasts, don't worry about it, just give me a gun. People? No Worries, just gimme a whip!"

An urge to conquer all. Who does all those life threatening extreme sports and exploring and adventure? Black people? Oh no! Black people like being safe. Its the same thing that sits White People at the top of all major organisations (including BET and Sony {Japanese}). Drive and Conquest.
Its as if its in their blood.

I could just imagine in the beginning of times their was a tribunal of all the races....... and the white man was kicked out for being different. (You know how the albino's always get rejected and ostracized in nature)...... and its as if that first Caucasian looked back at everybody scowling and said:

"REVENGE IS MINE!! I WILL GET YOU ALL! You will all grovel at my feet and beg for mercy !! Even if it takes a million years I will put each and every one of you in chains !!"

And everybody else around the campfire just *steupsed and said:
"Crazy white man, that'll NEVER happen!! Go live in the cold with your hairy ass! Can't u see we are eating Caribou soup!!"

And now the white man runs the world.

THE END

(*To steups: v. to suck one's teeth in discontent)