The INTERNET is my shepherd, I shall not want.
It maketh me lie down in funny blog sites,
it leadeth me beside soothing images of kittens,
It restoreth my soul.
It guideth me in paths of righteousness
for its name's sake.
Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of boredom
I shall fear not insanity
For my bandwidth is exeptional
Facebook be my rod and and Messenger my staff,
To comfort me until 4:30
It prepareth a banquet of peoples profiles for my perusal
in the presence of the neighsayers who writeth on "My Wall".
It anointeth my head with streaming videos;
my Funwall overfloweth.
Surely pokes and nudges will follow me
all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the house of Windows
forever and ever.
Amen
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