Mr. January ...

Guess what ? My Company XYZ wants to have me as the feature person on the company news letter this month ..... Ha ! .....so they send me an Email asking some personal questions.

Never one to disappoint, hear are my actual answers:

ZZ Reply email to communications department: "I don’t mind if you don’t use everything …. Just please don’t change anything"

Questions:

First, a bit of personal information:

1. Name? Jason A. Farrell
2. Favourite food? Cheese
3. Favourite place to be? Home
4. Hobbies? Reading stuff
5. Favourite colour? Black
6. Personal credo? “Life is too short to care …”

Now, U-News would like to learn more about you professionally:

1. Job title? How long have you been employed at XYX?: 1 year, 7 months, 10 days, 7 hrs and4 minutes ……… and counting …
2. What are some of your duties in your position at XYX? I secure XYX’s best interests on projects by applying my technical training in civil engineering to situations arising within the projects where I am posted. My aim is thus try to produce clear and accurate information with the intent of informing the relevant parties within the organization in order to facilitate XYX’s decision making processes. (Had to make this look good for obvious reasons)
3. Most fun memory at XYX? None in particular … Working at XYX is hilarious everyday
4. How do you hope to contribute to the XYX team? By doing my job in and efficient and productive manner with the intent of benefiting the citizens of the great country of Trinidad and Tobago.
5. What have you learned thus far from XYX? Don’t trust anyone

Hopefully they'll never ask for another interview .... EVER

Rockstar ...

I want to be a big rockstar ...

That was my dream once
Then I realized I couldn't sing or play any instruments ....so that idea quickly crashed and burned

I decided that I'd live like a rockstar though

I'm a rockstar in my head ........

actually .......... I'm a pornstar

They'd call me Mr BoJangles

Yes ........ I know ...... I am one of the randomest ppl you will ever meet

(Based on an actual conversation)

2008

So another year has begun ... and once again I have no resolutions for the new year
(I don't believe in lying to myself)

I have goals ... one is to be less fat ... maybe even fit (but that was my December 26th resolution)

My goals are not dependent on the rotation of the sun, just things I think I need to do. (Like get back fit)

As for my goals with my blog .... I am going to try to make them a lil more personal
- If you read one of my first blogs, I said that was why I was blogging (A Blog about Blogging)- But I guess over time I have started writing to my audience rather than about myself.

So here's to a new year .... I wish you plebs all the best

May there be Champagne for my real friends ..... and Real-pain for my Sham friends

Happy New Year !!!