Rockstar ...

I want to be a big rockstar ...

That was my dream once
Then I realized I couldn't sing or play any instruments ....so that idea quickly crashed and burned

I decided that I'd live like a rockstar though

I'm a rockstar in my head ........

actually .......... I'm a pornstar

They'd call me Mr BoJangles

Yes ........ I know ...... I am one of the randomest ppl you will ever meet

(Based on an actual conversation)