Dead Body ...

Imagine that you have a friend ..... and they died ...and you knew they were dead
but this friend also had Facebook .....

and nobody closed the account after they died ...

And suppose you found their profile a couple years after they were gone ........ wouldn't that be really creepy ...

You might even write on their wall: "Hey man .... thought u were dead ... holla ..."
letting all their friends see the message ... and making them wonder ..

Mannn .... If I did that my mother would be pissed ... growing up she always told us never to Poke a dead body :)

Superman

So I walk into this kids store looking to get something for my little cousin Harold ...
I find this really cool Superman Jersey ..... It has a Velcro attached cape, a rubber raised Superman symbol and everything .... Its the coolest Superman Jersey I have EVER seen !!

but the one on display is way too small .....

I ask the store clerk "Excuse me. Do you have any bigger sizes?"
She says "No. This is the biggest one."

..... I felt so disappointed ....
Every time I find a really cool Superman Jersey they never have my size...

Anyway .... back to shopping for "Whats-his-face" ...