Superman

So I walk into this kids store looking to get something for my little cousin Harold ...
I find this really cool Superman Jersey ..... It has a Velcro attached cape, a rubber raised Superman symbol and everything .... Its the coolest Superman Jersey I have EVER seen !!

but the one on display is way too small .....

I ask the store clerk "Excuse me. Do you have any bigger sizes?"
She says "No. This is the biggest one."

..... I felt so disappointed ....
Every time I find a really cool Superman Jersey they never have my size...

Anyway .... back to shopping for "Whats-his-face" ...