Hello My Name Is MadMan .....I'm a TV Addict

Damn you FLOW !!!

Damn you from the deepest darkest firey pits of Sheol !!

My Cable has been out for more than 2 whole weeks now ............ A whole 423 hrs 58 mins and 35 seconds. That is ridiculous !!!

I'm starving here without my delicious brain-rot.
Flow has ripped the one thing that i have held most precious to me ever since i opened my eyes and beheld that magnificent glowing rectangle in my living room. So enchanting it was- cartoons, game shows, animals eating other animals and pockets of other peoples lives all packaged into neat convenient time slots. How could i resist. It was so enticing- those coaxial wires like needles directly into my central nervous system ........ i was addicted.

And now Flow the "new" cable company (or rather newly repainted cable company), due to their "upgrades" have wrenched away what i considered so dear .... they have kidnapped my best friend .... my mentor ..... my surrogate parent who's teet i have suckled for oh so satisfying, mind numbing information. How would i know what to wear, how would i know what to eat without you Oh Television ?!

And to make matters worse...... i was addicted to the local blend TV as it was, when CCTT .... the then cable company, came to me much like a cocaine dealer, and offered me a higher grade of product. Being the junky that i was, i accepted of course ...... selling my soul for the tube.

Now that they have yanked the preciousss, (i can't even get local) i find myself often sobbing, huddled in a corner, knees to my chest. I am like a piper, skulking around peoples houses trying to steal a feed. So many family members have received my vists in the last few days anytime i needed a fix.

I have tried to find a replacement for my cable deficiency, a rehab if you will - reading, exercise, and the ever eternal internet - the patch for a TV Addict...... but its just not the same. My life is like unsweetened mauby, decaffeinated coffee , or even non alcoholic beer...... Just bitter brown water.

And while my IQ has increased threefold since the advent of the absence of television ....... i still miss all the pretty colours.

Please Flow .... please return my cable .....

P.S. ...... I suggest you return my cable soon ......... my new internet site of interest is www.molotovcocktail.org ........

Hey !! Its intellectual ..... I'm not a terrorist ..... Or Am I ?? @:-{



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