Stress Kills

Today The ZZMadMan was listening to the radio and heard that the Pakistan cricket coach died in his room (i assume from a heart attack).

Pakistan had just been delivered a crushing defead in the ICC cup, by Ireland, an underdog team that was never in any major cricket tournament. Pakistan's team has been frought with disaster from doping scandals to now being knocked out of the biggest one day tournament by a team that no one has ever heard of.

After hearing this i thought to myself, "WOW !! ........ Stress is really a bitch yes!!"

The ZZMadMan could never see himself dying like that ........ apart from the fact that he is immortal , dying from stress is not a cool way to die. Maybe at the tip of an enemy's spear (Provided that there WAS one great enough to conquer The ZZMadMan, a Supreme Overlord) ...... but stress is not an acceptable way to die.

For 1 ....... The ZZMadMan will always succeed ... and hence never be stressed

and for 2 ...... in the extremely unlikely event that he wasn't successful (most likely due to his bumbling hench men who would soon be expeditiously executed) ........ Losing is not that serious.

Life is a continuum ......... no matter how shitty things are at this moment ....... it is not the end of the world (Unless of course it ACTUALLY IS the end of the world - 2012). Life goes on, things get better ........ try and enjoy ur loses and mistakes as much as your wins ...... for they are lessons. Or walk away from bad situations ....... take a vacation. Trust me, a short vacation is 1000 times better than a permanent one.

Even if not a physical vacation ........ take a mental one .......
They give us enough time to think and reflect ........ enough time to relax and achieve peace of mind ........ and most importantly ...

They give us enough time to recover, enough time to torment and irritate those who have stressed us, and enough time to execute REVENGE !!! ........ MUHAHAHAHA