It Wasn't Me ......

Once upon a time .....
Long Loooong ago, The ZZMadman had a lowly position as the royale box boy in a mighty Financial Palace.

One day, while riding the Royale Elevator with his Nemesis, Pauline, the magic beans that the ZZMadman was tricked into eating for lunch erupted from his bowels into a violent and noisy gaseous emmission.

Embarrassed, The ZZMadman had to think quickly, He couldn't let the most annoying Pauline trump him.

So without hesitation The ZZMaDMan said "That's disgusting Pauline" ........... with a most serious look upon his face
(Mind you, that the ZZMadman and The Pauline were the ONLY 2 ppl in the elevator)

This is what ensued:

P: "No i didn't"

ZZ: "Whatever, you would think that you would have enough manners to say excuse me instead of denying it wouldn't you" (all said with a perfectly executed, dead serious straight face)

P: "Oh my God!! ........ what are u talking about!"

ZZ: "Your so childish, its absurd!!......... You would think that you would have some broughtupsey"

P: "I can't take this........ i getting off the elevator ......... i'll walk the rest of the way "

ZZ: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA .............. (after she left)

Obviously she knew it was The ZZMadMan ....... and The ZZMadMan knew it was The ZZMadMan .....

But at the end of the day, she focussed more on the fact that The ZZMadMan was an asshole rather than that he was disgusting

And that was acceptable .........

For as an aspiring Evil Overlord ....... it is much better to be hated than to be mocked


(An exerpt from the ZZMadman's new Childrens' Book : "Strangers Have the Best Candy")