I still have no cable .....its almost 2 months ......... i have past the point of withdrawal syndrome
now i'm just annoyed
after 6 weeks of watching a stark blank television, and after my numerous calls with many four letter obscenities, a very polite young lady called one Friday afternoon. She mad a request that the company FINALLY come to install the necessary dohikkies for me to see my beloved television.
i was wary of her polite intonation ........ i restrained myself from getting too exited for i knew Flow had disappointed me so many times before ........ but i would not let the opportunity pass.
"Tuesday they would come" she said so pleasantly..... oh such a happy day ... a Tuesday..... after a long weekend of cableless living ....oh how i awaited ....what a day!! ..... the sun was shining the birds were singing... i had even readied the fattened calf for the return of my prodigal son ( i bought a pizza and a 2 litre).
But alas no ............ after 6 weeks they were to now realize that they had a problem .......... the positive negalator couldn't fit into the negative posilator or some rubbish like that ........ Flow you Bastard !!!
Nahiiiiiiiii !!!! (I learned that one from ZeeTV)
And now today, they call me ..... a week later ....... to tell me that they were supposed to send a guy today.......... despite the fact that nobody called before and no-one is home ......... but the guy can't come because the clutch on his car is broken ......... and that makes sense cuz they only have one repair guy i suppose.
Essentially they called when i'm not expecting them to tell me not to expect them and to expect them on some other day ...... that i probably still won't expect them on ...... and to thank me for my patience......... But that's what i expect from Flow.
And to make matters worse the Cable guys are always on my street !!! Installing other ppl's cable !!! It like a game to them ............ i feel like i'm on a tv show or something .... like boiling point ...... or candid camera or some other show that shows on cable ....... I keep waiting for someone to jump out from behind a bush and yell "Suprise ......... We got yah !! " ........... So that i can punch them in the face and eat their liver.
i think i'm gonna take a week off from work and start to hunt Cable guys ........ i have a slingshot ...... and i'm pretty good ......... any cableman that is not on my roof top is gonna get it ......... I'm going to go Rambo on them till they fix my TV ...... or should i say Rambro (The black Rambo) ........ after all, thats the only thing makes sense to ppl ....... random acts of violence..... i'll give them a reason to wear those hard hats !!!
Flow .......... you are retarded ......... you should change your slogan to "Flow ....... just like molasses "
DirecTV here i come......
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