Oh ...... By The Way ...

Oh ...... By The Way ... My cable is back ........ can't you hear the excitement in my drawl monotone .......... hurrrraaaaayyy .......

Not to sound like the ungrateful black man .......... but Flow made me feel like an alterboy in a confession booth.......... taken advantage of .............. by the ways of the devil that is !!
What were you thinking you sick bastards ha ha ha

Anyway, i digress ......... yes that's my new thing..... saying "I digress"
But i digress from my digression,

Flow took 2 months to install my cable to my house .......... in the end they hired a private contractor who did it in 20 minutes. Also, after it was hooked up and was still not getting a feed, we realized that they just disconnected it from the box ............. no, not because i didn't pay, but because they ran out of room for the input connections on the box so they unplugged mine to make room for another one and didn't hook mine back in. Flow ......... You Bastard !!

Anyway ....... Digital cable is not all that it is cracked up to be ............. yes u have a shit load of channels ....... But who really watches ESPN 7 ?? (Now showing ........ International Dog Distance Jumping) ..... who cares....

Their are like 10 channels i really watch anyway ..........
Not to mention i they took so long to hook me back up that my one month trial of the porno channel has expired ............. Curses Wilberforce !!

Anyway ............ i can't really think of anything funny to write about Flow .......... hereafter referred to as flow ..... They don't deserve the capital "F" ...... or on second thought - maybe they do !!

I'm out !!

Oh Before i go !! ......... The privately contracted cable installation guy gave me his phone number for "Free" cable installation (at a fee of course) .......... So if anyone is interested please write to me and i'll give you the hook up !!!!

REVENGE IS MINE !!!

Revenge is a dish best served on a pole !!