Black People are Slaves (Part 3 of the Life Lessons from Doubles Series)

First of all .............. lemme just say that this is not a post bashing white ppl ....... oh no !
White people are in the clear this time ......... this is a post for black ppl ......... and by black ppl i'm not seperating Indians either ....... everybody of colour


So i was by the doubles man, again, getting myself the breakfast of champions.

This time i exercised my broughtupsey, i went and joined the line (albeit long) to get myself my channa treat. While in line, a white guy came up, and ordered a doubles to have there, and got served right away, which was ok by the doubles rules (See "Rules of Engagement" post). It was cool, nobody said anything, he wasn't keeping back anybody etc. . People even thought it was cute seeing this white guy eating doubles out of his hand on the pavement.

Cool. No scene. White guy finishes, busses out. (he leaves - for my international fan base.... 0f 1 person ......... hi Ea !!)

Anyway ............. he leaves ......... fine

Two black guys come a while after ......... they're in a hurry ........ the just want 2 (one each) in their hands to go quick ........... but they scruffy looking

* "Steupses" .............. everybody has a problem now !!

*Steups - a sucking of the teeth indicating disapproval

Ok let me review .........

people in the line - black
first guy - white - no problem
second set of guys - black - problem

Now this is not just one random incident at the doubles vendor

I get this all the time ............ i get discriminated against............ by black people
(i'm black btw)

i remember this one time i had these VIP tickets for a trinidad football match (my mom gets VIP tickets - don't ask) .......... and this is not the covered stands i talking about ....... its the VIP in the covered stands .......... me and my sister

first of all they checked my tickets about 3 times ............ cool scene .......... they were real and they couldn't stop me ...fine

gone in the stands..... sat down ...... cool

half time now they were supposed to have gourmet food and drinks in a special room for the VIP's ..... caviar and champagne and shit - courtesy b-mobile (i'm kidding btw) i go to go in and get blank (rejected) .......... everybody from the stand went in except me and my sister
they find something wrong with the invitation to not let us in
(A real dumb excuse- like it didn't have my mom's name written on it ........... which i could have easily just written in myself cuz it was done in pen) .............

NO WAY A YOUNG BLACK RASTA COULD BE IN VIP !!!

and the ppl by the door weren't white ppl........... not even the usually ignorant security guards (who were letting us in btw)

It was the hoity-toity black ppl, and older lady called us back, after we had already crossed the threshold - to inspect our credentials........... the only thing she didn't check was my teeth

ppl who seemingly are educated and intelligent, and should "know better"

i state my case and after getting blanked again i left ........... the last thing i wanted to do was make noise and give them the excuse to say ....."young black rasta men are warahoon's " .(uncooth ppl)

So i dignifiably left and went back to my seat.... no caviar and champagne for me so I humble myself with an Apple-J and salt-peanuts ......... watever

Black ppl again .............

we always think that once someone is white, or something is white run, its better.
and the things is, at least in my experience, i doh get that kinda treatment from ACTUAL white ppl.

Its always the people right under the ass of the boss that have pushed up their lips so much that their eyes remained closed.

thats why if some little idiot in a store is giving you a hard time always deal directly with the manager. And if you want something to be a success put a white man to front it !

Yes i do acknowledge actual racism is there also from white ppl ........ i have gotten the odd stare from white ppl from time to time .......... but it never prevented me from entering or doing anything as much as the ones from black ppl

And thats why i say black people are slaves .............. not to white people, but to their own ideology.

P.S. I do realize by writting this essay about black people bashing black people their is great irony as i am a black man bashing black people

Sooooooooooo ......... Kill Whitey !!!

Happy Now ?