Things that I have Learned from Television (Part 1-- I feel i will be adding to this)

I was watching TV the other day, as i alwasy do, I'm a real addict and i started thinking alot of shows i have watched and i have come up with this list:

Please feel frre to add

Things that I have Learned from Television:

1) Human will power and hope will always pull you out of the most ridiculously impossible situation ......... this is particularly effective if someone calls you a chicken, crowd/evil overlord laughs at you in your moment of defeat, or the one you loves cries out to you. All impossible deeds done subsequent to this action should be done with a sturn grimace upon one's face.

2) The preferred language of all intergalactic species across the universe - is english. English is also the preferred language of earth people who don't speak english naturally(French,Germans, Japanese) when speaking amongst themselves. It is after all much easier to talk english with a heavy foreign accent than your own native language.

3) Cars, Boats, Planes, Trains ....... are highly ..... HIGHLY explosive

4) It is much more respectable amonst evil henchmen, to kill one's opponent with one's bare fists. Upon failing this, a weapon may be drawn to finish the job. It is never acceptable to run.

5) Aliens that are intellectually advanced enough to travel millions of light years across the cosmos always stop to dine on earth......... because humans make a tasty treat.

6) Any rag-tag bunch of miscreants or physically inferior groups of people can be turned into a winning team given the right training music.

I'm sure there are more .............. i'll continue this list after the weekend !!