Secret Admirers

A friend of mine recently got a call from a secret admirer ......... as a dashing young stud who has had many, many secret admirers myself (kidding) ....... i had these words of avice to give to him

"There is a reason why secret admirers are secret...... they are either ugly or uncool "

no its true ......... stop laughing people

i suppose it is possible for some cute shy person to want to be a secret admirer ........... theoretically ............. but lets evaluate the evidence

This person is usually a secret admirer .......... because they are shy ... right ? ........ so they ask one of ur friends for ur e-mail / phone number etc. and contact you without letting you know who they are, ent ? ............ wait, wait, wait, ........... back track abit

this person is supposed to be "shy" .....but they highlighted the fact that they like you to a third party and also contacted you ...... hmmm ......... not plausible

second of all .......... cute ppl already have ppl that like them .......especially girls ......... even not-so-cute ppl have ppl them that like them .......... even ugly ppl have ppl that like them ............ so why would anybody leave their comfort zone to be a secret admirer

cute ppl usually have cute ppl that like them as well as not-so-cute ppl and ugly ppl
not-so-cute ppl have not-so cute-ppl that like them as well as ugly ppl
and only ugly ppl like ugly ppl

so chances are if u have a secret admirer, you have someone that is trying to skip across some social boundries

OK OK ........... i'm being ridiculous ....... but if you happen to have a sceret admirer just be aware that it may be a toad looking for a prince/princess

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