If I Could Fly ........

If i could fly ......... It'd be really cool .................. i could go anywhere ....... i could do anything ......

i'd fly over the oceans and seas ............... and visit friends and family .............. yadda yadda yadda
HOW BORING !!

I suppose thats what an ordinary person would do if they could fly

But not me ...........

If i could fly ................ i'd probably wait for a really crowded event ...... one with lots of news cameras .....

then i'd float slowly above the crowd and as everyone's attention shifted and focused on me with people scattering and staring stunned in astonishment ............. i'd slowly raise my hands and say .........

"This world will end in 5 years"
And if anyone opposed what i said i'd say "MY people .............. who will you believe ........... the scientists ?? .... OR A MAN WHO CAN FLYYYYY !!!"

and i'd make 2 laps around the twin towers

and they'd obviously believe me because everyone wants to believe in a miracle .......... and people will always believe the "supernatural" over the obvious

and i'd have the world in the palm of my hand ........... at least for the next 5 years until they realize i can fly and that that's pretty much it.

But by then i would have amasted a fortune ........... because i would have started a church ......... and everyone would believe in me ............. cuz after all ........ a man who can fly would be the most believable man in the world.

Anytime i would be confronted with an opposing position i'd say:
"Yes ............ but i can fly....... you don't need any reason ........ just have faith"

........... and i'd levitate ......... and the people would always take my side.

I'd rule the world in no time !!!

Because people have an overwhelming desire to believe in something and once you can do anything amazing people will always value you for more than you really are.

And thats probably why i can't fly ........... because Jesus won't let me :(