What Would Happen If ......

4 tiny little words that usually get me into so much trouble .........

I don't know whats wrong with me ......... I think its because i'm inquisitive ..... and bored ... and partially destructive .......... actually very destructive. But whatever it is its not a good combination.

and the problem is i don't limit my inquisio-bordo-destuctotivety to my own personal possessions ..... Oh No !! .......... now i've gone corporate .....

I try stuff ........ to see what would happen
I switch components, jam switches, pry things off and press buttons ..... which usually results in loud beeping noises, sparks, buzzing, pinking, missing program files, failures to reboot and all other sorts of other mechanical, electronic and software failures .....

This is usually followed by a quick wiping of finger prints and a hasty retreat .....

So if something is not working and u can't understand why ......... don't worry that u may have gremlins ..... for The ZZMadman may have been there and wondered .........

What Would Happen If .....

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